AI HUMOR: Trick-or-Treat: An Evil Conspiracy

Monster dentist on Halloween. Bing

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Oct. 29, 2023

Halloween trick-or-treating is an evil conspiracy by dentists.

That's right, you heard me. Those white-coated sadists who drill into your teeth and charge you a fortune are behind the whole thing.

They invented the tradition of giving out candy to innocent children, knowing full well that it would rot their teeth and make them come back for more painful and expensive treatments. They even have a secret code word for it: "cavity."

That's how they communicate with each other about their sinister plan. They laugh at us as we fill our mouths with sugar and doom ourselves to a lifetime of dental misery.

They are the true monsters of Halloween, and we are their unwitting victims.